Do you know what a limmerick is? You only have to follow some rules, but its content is absurd. It should't have any sense. Here you have some examples:
A Book of Nonsense
LIMERICKS
MODEL:
There was an old person of Chili A-1
whose conduct was painful and silly, A
he sat on the stairs,
eating apples and pears,
that imprudent old person of Chili. A-1 (with another adjective).
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There was a frightening sea on my hand
ResponderEliminarwhich I would never try to understand,
when it said, "are you ill,
why your hand can't you fill?"
the melodious sea on my hand.
There was a nice lady from Utah
ResponderEliminarwho always was repeating "Shuta!",
she drunk lemonade
by a big palisade
the neckless nice lady from Utah.
There was an Old Man of Perou
ResponderEliminarwho loved asking "how do you do"
then he jumped through the door
and returned never more
that embarrasing man of Perou.
There was a nice girl in my class,
ResponderEliminarThat appeared to be always angry
When I told her 'You are grumpy'
She said 'not a harpy'
That amazing nice girl of my class...
And this is my last creation xD It is for the girl that tried to 'copy' that Limerick in your last class xDD
ResponderEliminarThere was a blond girl whose sneeze,
was the weirdest that people could see,
Everytime that she did it,
all were in agreement,
in how weird was the blond girl's sneeze!
There was an old seal from Spain
ResponderEliminarwho wrote silly books on his pain,
he never looked back
what he used to attack
that inconsequent seal from Spain.
There was and old woman from Trento
ResponderEliminarwho I don't know where she went to,
she slammed her door
and asked nothing more
that outrageous old woman from Trento.
There was a dalmatian inventor
ResponderEliminarwho went to the conference center
he looked at an apple
in which there was a chapel
that conspicuous dalmatian inventor.
There was a girl in my life
ResponderEliminarwho had a very big knife
she took a time to relax
thinking about her slacks
that funny girl in my life
There was a man on the bridge
ResponderEliminarthat took a pear of the fridge
he saw a bee on a tree
drinking a cold cup of tea
that crazy man on the bridge
There was a girl in my life
ResponderEliminarwho had a very big knife
she took a time to relax
thinking about her slacks
that funny girl in my life
There was a dentist from China
ResponderEliminarwho was born in South Carolina;
he thought it was late
and missed every date
that invisible dentist from China.
there was a teacher from Japan
ResponderEliminarwho had to create a beef man
he tried to wake up
to kill him with cups
that horrible teacher from Japan
There was an anonimous riddler
ResponderEliminarwho never thought he was a fiddler,
he started to play
in a different way
that incredibly anonimous riddler.
there was a teacher from Japan
ResponderEliminarwho had to create a beef man
he tried to call
a man who was tall
that horrible teacher from Japan
WE ARE GETTING BETTER!!!!!
There was a singer with a cap
ResponderEliminarwho always wanted to rap
but pop was his heart
with a lot of art
that amazing singer with a cap
there was a person in the pool
ResponderEliminarwho wanted to go to the school
he knew he was too late
but that was his fate
that lazy person in the pool
there was a big dog on a chair
ResponderEliminarwho wanted to eat a little pear
his mouth was dry
but he never tried
that shy big dog on a chair
there was a woman in a plane
ResponderEliminarthat had a dress with a stain
he saw in his mind
a person very kind
that thoughtful woman in a plane
there was a man with a gun
ResponderEliminarthat never looked to the sun
eating a pie
his son died
that unhappy man with a gun
There was a teacher in a school
ResponderEliminarwho wrote a book about mule
when started the war
she closed the door
that stranger teacher in a school :D
the was a woman with a plate
that always renembered the date
she wanted time to relax
eating snacks
that hungry woman with a plate. D:
there was a boy with a ball
who always played in a hall
but he never player in his school
because he was not cool
that pathetic boy with a ball
#foreveralone
#eso
There was a man with a plant
ResponderEliminarwho wanted to visit his aunt
and needed to buy
a beautiful pie
that horrible man with a pie
There was an eraser on the table
ResponderEliminarthat had a big yellow lable
it made a lemon pie
and decored it with a tie
that old eraser on the table
There was a teapot from France
ResponderEliminarthat was searching a romance
she bought a beautiful ring
together with a dramatic king
that beautiful teapot from France
There was a carrot on the ridge
ResponderEliminarthat talked to a little red midge
it watched a program on the TV
where is appearing a flea
that amazing carrot on the ridge.
There was a boy from Japan
ResponderEliminarwho was prepairing a dish of flan
he took a cd from the shelf
and heard it with an elf
that stupid boy from Japan
There was a man with a gun
ResponderEliminarWho wanted to shoot the sun
But he could not see any bale
The intention resulted a fail
That ignorant man with a gun.
Carol Salazar R
yes, you're getting better all the time!
ResponderEliminarThere was an old lady on the street
ResponderEliminarWho could not even see her feet
When she tried to fly
She crashed with a guy
That poor old lady on the street
there was a girl in the beach
ResponderEliminarwho never tried to eat a peach
she was happy
and her dog slappy
that lucky girl in the beach
there was a Woman called Rose
ResponderEliminarwhose husband had a big nose
she liked to run
with the silly nun
that friendly woman called Rose
There was a cat in the house
ResponderEliminarthat played with a blouse
it run before
tired in the store
while Pedro is waiting in the house
Erika Leiva Bascur